I hate finance post
Why did I even decide to take on this module? Because the faculty is cute? funny? because he will spoon feed us?
The lady is certain: she will not embark in a job that has anything near these figures, these FCFFs, these EBITDA EBIT EBI, these valuations, these net operating income = (EBIT + non operating income) x (1 - tx) - minority interest in erarnings + other incomes (loss) - extraordinary items and discontinued operations
these pitch books.
these IPOs.
these M&As
These fucking number crunching freaky stuff.
So what if you will pay $2.1 million to my team for fees?
I cannot man. I just cannot.
So good bye JPMorgan dream. Good bye a lot of money.
I am so so so on the verge now. And I mean it. d e s p e r a t e l y.
It's just terrible terrible terrible.
It look 4 whole years and ONE freaking module to decide that I'm so not for it.
I was so happy with Economics. Why din I just stayed on. Why din I transfer to BSc (Econs) or let it be my double. Why din SMU offer Econs as a first major?
Well maybe just i banking.
BUT I NEVER WANTED TO BE AN INVESTMENT BANKER IN THE FIRST PLACE
So don't talk to me till 5pm on Monday where I will meet the doom man. The man that caused me all these agony. The man who uses pokemon as his password. An* Se* Ke*g!!!
The only fucking redemming factor is that it keeps my mind off.
So let's to the gym wear that Kebaya fly off to space with my Anakin.
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