A DAY @ PULAU BLAKANG MATI

Today's entry is gonna be long, because there are quite a lot of things happening, and it is all quite funny.

1400hrs - Orchard Road

After Ping heard of my wonderful cheap buy, she could not resist either and flew down to Cineleisure Mambo to go take a peep at the shop. She bought a bikini too, but guess what. It is the SAME AS MINE! *dunno to larf or cry* But anyway we vow never to wear it together, will be looking too obiang lar, to wear it together. There was only 1 last bikini in her size... and she got the last one! *yeah!*

1400 hrs part II - No wallet day

Horrors of horrors. I rushed out of house and took a bus to town, only to find out that i forgot my wallet when I am halfway there. Felt super super sian but just went ahead with just a bus pass in hand (which was in my pocket fortunately), poor Ping had to pay for everything. No wallet means I did not bring my Sentosa Card, which means I had to pay for the entrance, although it is only 4 bucks la. Somehow it's not the money but just very kek xim.

1550 hrs - Sentosa Yellow Line

Wanted to try to go to the nobody, secluded Tanjong beach, but ah gong me brought Ping on a joyride back to square 1 by forgetting/ not knowing where to drop. In the end went to Sunset Bay as usual, @ Central Beach, which is now known as Palawan Beach. (reminds me for Star Wars) We went there almost to watch the sunset (ignore the pun) but thank God there was Sun! Hang out at the beach and was stone for a long time.

Because of Soiree, we got to know the SSB peeps pretty well. Quite happy hanging out there without having to pretend to be some bikini babe but you know, just being ourselves, sitting very uglily and talking nonsense with them. It was just the 2 of us, although some people will find it weird or that we are trying to be picked up or something, but tis really not the case though. Too lazy to explain, and find no reason too. In short, were quite happy, especially with our free drinks and all lol.

BTW Ping slapped the poor bartender at SSB for saying her fat. Tsk tsk tsk... although it was unintentional.

2000 hrs - Obiangness

Saw the long queue at Sunset Bay toilet and the pretty toilet. Wanted to bath at NTUC resort but only 1 out of 3 shower rooms is working. Which is worse actually. After we showered and dolled up a lil, we were full of plans to head to town to marche, until the sudden pang of hunger hit us, and it hit us so bad that we were like dying at the departure centre. But it was really bad, made me and Ping feel nauseous, weak and cold. but it was so drama. Went on Blue Line bus to departure centre, watched the buses to mainland fly by and thinking to go to WTC/ Tiong Bahru market/ marche. Ended up deciding to go WTC cos it is the nearest, even sinful MacDonald's sounds okay, then we decided to go back to SSB to eat, and we drop from the bus and then took the Blue Line bus back to SSB, making vomitting noises and whining all the way back, so much so that the guys that were guessing our nationality on the blue line out had looks of amazement. I think i sound a lil confusing. Nvm.

Went back to SSB (we even called up the bar to cook for us in advance) and ate my Fish and Chip and Ping's Chicken cutlet. I think we ate like pigs, never stop munching even while talking (even stole other people's fries) until we felt like we are rejuvenated. Feeling quite gross. Hung out for a lil while more and met Mr Morbid Mosquito again (names have been changed to protect the identity of the narrator and her fate at Sentosa :P) This gross mosquito tried to pick Ping up months ago, and the worse part is, not only did he try to pick her up, he tried to pick another girl Kacang too! Kacang and Ping happen to be friends, and thus they are utterly disgusted with the morbid mosquito. Forgetting who we are, he asked the boss of SSB to intro us to him! Disgust of disgust... horrors of all horrorible horrid horrifying horrors. I think he recognised us in the end and was so embarassed. I felt like vomitting even more when he buzzed around. *yucks* One funny part of it all is the look he gave us when we said it's just the two of us, no other friends. He asked

"Are you guys like straight?"

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what can i say? s i g h . .. . do i look.. gay to you? i'm straight, yea noe? I like guys, through and through. LOL